What best friends are
If you murder someone,
f- won't go to the police.
bf- helps hide the body.
U rob a bank,
f- would visit you in jail.
bf- shares the same cell and says "that was awesome!".
greeting,
f - greets you with a friendly hello.
Bf-greets you with insults.
Going through breakup,
f - comforts you.
Bf - help you plot your revenge.
Birthday,
f- arrange a surprise birthday for you.
Bf - completely forgets and give you last minute present.
Visiting,
f - knock on your door and wait for an answer
bf - walks in, raid your fridge. Like if you do any of these..